Honika Electronica

No matter where you are, you can be a Jewish star!  Thanks to technological advancements, it’s never been easier to celebrate the festival of lights.  Start by forwarding this song to a friend or 100.

Watch the video.

Lyrics:

[VERSE 1]
I’M AT THE DELI (DELI)
FILLIN’ MY BELLY (BELLY)
ALL OF A SUDDEN–”DEEDLE-DEEDLE-DEEDLE”–GOES MY CELLI (CELLI)

IT’S MY GRAMMA (GRAMMA)
DOWN IN MIAMA (SHE’S IN MIAMA)
HANUKKAH’S TONIGHT, COME OVER, LIGHT THE CANDLES
(AHAH-AHA-AHA-AH)
THEY’RE WAY OUT EAST, I’M WAY OUT WEST
I DON’T HAVE A PRIVATE JET
SHE SAID “L’CHAIM, GET WITH THE TIMES”
YOU CAN DO IT ALL ONLINE
GET WITH THE FAM VIA WEB CAM
THEY’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU WEAR PANTS
SO MARK THE DATE AND DON’T BE LATE
STATUS UPDATE ST-ST-STATUS UPDATE READS:

[CHORUS]
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA

[VERSE 2]
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE
YOU CAN BE A JEWISH STAR
CHECK OUT MY YAR-MUL-KA
MADE BY LADY GAGA
I PLAY THE DREIDEL WITH A POKER FACE
DRINK TOO MUCH MANISCHEWITZ AND GET KOSHER FACED (AHA-HA-AH)
WATCH OUT, BOY! WITH THE DREIDEL I DESTROY
AND YES, PAY PAL ACCEPTS CH-CHO-CH-CHO-CHOCOLATE COINS!
I GOT A ROBOT-AH, TO COOK MY LATKES
MOLD MY BALLS OF MATZAH, HONIKA ELECTRONICA-A-A-A-A-A-A

[BRIDGE]
GATHER ROUND THE TABLE AND WE WILL GIVE YOU A TREAT
TWO TURNTABLES TO PLAY WITH AND ELECTRONIC BEATS
WE GOT THE HONIKA ELECTRONICA TONIGHT
WE GOT THE HONIKA ELECTRONICA

[VERSE 3]
H-O-N, I-K-A
HONIKA CAN’T BE SPELLED WRONG THE WRONG WAY.
DON’T GET VEXED WHEN I’M TEMPLE TEXTIN’
I SEND MY PRAYERS TO THE MAN UPSTAIRS THROUGH INSTANT MESSAGIN’
SO LIGHT IT, BLESS IT, BURN IT, DRINK IT, FRY IT , EAT IT, NEVER WASTE IT
TOGETHER OR SEPARATED, I DON’T CARE, JUST CELEBRATE IT

[CHORUS]
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA
HONIKA ELECTRONICA

One Response to “Honika Electronica”

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1. Hope Lock says:

   December 15, 2009 at 1:13 am

   Love, love, LOVE this song! Brilliant, and thank you! Now, if only my Mormons could be so creative…sigh.