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Feb. 28, 2013 8 p.m. and 10 p.m.
Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
One Hour Comedy Special Taping
Irvine Improv @ Irvine Spectrum
(949) 854-5455

8 p.m. show with @Grant Cotter!

10 p.m. show featuring Omid Singh, James Frey, Akaash Singh, Andrew Santa Maria!

*EARLY ARRIVAL SUGGESTED, as we expect to sell out!

In response to Jimmy Kimmel’s Dance Challenge on Ellen, I create the soundtrack to the biggest dance craze since Gangnam Style.  Make your own baby dancing video and together, we’ll create total dance-floor domination.

LYRICS:

IT’S CALLED
THE BABYWALK

[VERSE 1]
I WAS AT THE PARK JUST WALKIN’ AROUND
WEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HEARD THE ROCKINEST SOUND
IT WAS A (CH-CH-CH) RIGHT ON THE BEAT
IT WAS A (CH-CH-CH) FROM A BABY’S FEET
I SAID, “OOH, LITTLE BABY, HOW YOU DO THAT DANCE?”
LOOKING LIKE YOU GOT A FULL DIAPER IN YOUR PANTS
HE SAID, “GAGLJDFLSJFLA” I SAID, “DIDN’T HEAR YA.”
HE SAID, “GAGLJDFLSJFLA” I SAID, “SAY IT CLEARER”
HE SAID “GAGLJDFLSJFLA” I SAID, “BABIES CAN’T TALK”
THEY JUST GET FUNKY WITH THE BABY WALK
IT’S CALLED

[CHORUS]
THE BABYWALK
THE BABYWALK

[VERSE 2]
THE BABYWALK IS QUITE A CHALLENGE
THE PERFECT MIX BETWEEN BAIL AND BALANCE
FLAIL YOUR TALONS, JUT YOUR BUTT AND
BABYWALK, ALSO CALLED THE BENJAMIN BUTTON
BABYWALK, THE WHOLE FLOOR’S EXPLORABLE
PLUS, YOU LOOK ADORABLE
THEY DO IT IN THE NORTH, THEY DO IT IN THE SOUTH
AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YOU GET A BOOB IN YOUR MOUTH

[CHORUS]
BABYWALK
THE BABYWALK

Make sure you also watch the music video I did with Michael Yo, Lili Fuller and director Ron Eigen.

LYRICS:

You may have heard that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012. Well, that’s not all we predicted, motherf**ker!

[INTRO]
I’m the psychic Mayan rapper and for what it’s worth
I will foretell about 2012, the last year on Earth

There’s a lot of things about our culture that you do not know
Like, we rap, in English and shoot videos

I’m making these predictions in three hundred B.C.
When nobody but me knows what B.C. means

Just your average Toltec psychic from Chichen Itza
Rhyming ’bout the future over hardcore beats-uh

[CHORUS]
He’s the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gon do?
Everything he forsees always comes true
His predictions are specific, yeah he always comes through
So listen what he says about the twenty one-two

[VERSE 1]
The year will start with the birth of a child
Blue Ivy name protected, copyright filed

Five British boys, girls lose their wits
They’ll all go one direction, but which way it is?

A naked man will paint himself and tears will fall
His ex girlfriend magically appears from a wall

A woman famous just for having sex
Will trade a white dress for a Kanye West

Sweet, sweet Swift too many hits to count them
Each boyfriend has a song about them

Music will sound a little odd
Double time beats with a wah-wah-wah

A Lady named Gaga will put a few pounds on
Nom nom nom nom nom….

A Korean man with mystical forces
Will make the world ride on invisible horses

[CHORUS]
He’s the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gotta say?
He knows that you’re listening to this today
Can’t beat him in cards, you can’t beat him in chess
Cause he knows everything, ’bout what’s happening next

[VERSE 2]
Female shyness will fade away
Dissolved into a page of 50 shades of gray

They’ll lose all inhibitions for the price of admission
To a magician named Mike whose biggest trick is strippin’

The people will name him sexiest alive
But a general will have the most sex to hide

A social network will go public
But have a hard time finding thumbs to up it

A movement to stop an bad dude will be skewed
When its creator gets loopy and dances nude

The word meme will become a meme
But people still won’t know exactly what it means

A black man, re-elected for four years
A rich man still won’t admit he was born here

Even his friends will say, “shut up with that old fear”
How do you have so much money but never have a comb near?

[CHORUS]
He’s the Psychic Mayan Rapper, always dead on
Never been a premonition that he’s ever read wrong
Yeah, you wanna shake his hand, wanna give him a kiss
Too bad he’ll be dead by the time you hear this

[BRIDGE]
The Walking Dead will move you strongly
But Boo Boo Child will turn you into zombies

Beiber, Selena…will be through
When he pukes on stage, now he swags on you

The Middle East will become unruly
And everybody’s bracelet will read “I Love Boobies.”

A prince reveals his crown jewels in a photo
You only live once, that’s the motto, YOLO

[VERSE 3]
You might see a spaceship wandering your block
And a spaceship on Mars create a famous mowhawk

A picture of avenging heroes will go farther
And a mouse will become Luke’s new father (Mickey: I’m your father!)

For the Jersey Shore, things won’t seem fair
One bad situation leaves and another appears
(Contrast of Hurricane Sandy and the cancellation of “Jersey Shore,” i.e. “The Situation”)

A human fish will win gold’s best
While a fallen acrobat with be “not impressed”

Penn State football — epic fail
And no, that guy never gets out of jail

A famous bakery will close down cause tears
But its Twinkies won’t expire for hundreds of years.

Dead-eyed refs will need to check their vitals
A man who lost a testicle will lose his titles

Bad accusations makes you scream “Hell no!”
Picket signs that reading “Free Elmo!”

He’s the Psychic Mayan Rapper, ain’t no disguise
History is written straight from his mind
K nows everything that’s happenin’ can’t be surprised
He’ll keep makin predictions til the Earth dies

Main Music Video

Interpretive Dance

This week, “Gangnam Style” dominates 2012, Miley gets ANOTHER haircut and I get trapped in R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet.”

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Gangnamination

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2012-12-06/music/psy-s-gangnam-style-dominates-youtube-and-pop-culture/

Miley’s Hair

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/miley-cyrus-cuts-her-hair-pixie-cut-blonde_n_2164400.html

Trapped In Trapped In the Closet
http://www.factmag.com/2012/11/20/trapped-in-the-closet-update-85-new-chapters-recorded-broadway-musical-on-the-way/

Re:Fresh is the music version of “The Soup” or “Tosh.0,” quenching your thirst for the latest music news.

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Written and produced by Eric Schwartz and Ron Eigen for Suburban Homeboy Productions and Diligent.

This week, Taylor Swift house hunts in London, Justin and Selena breakup and stay together and Lil Wayne retires from rap.

See me at Irvine Improv Dec. 16. CLICK HERE: ‪http://www.SmoothE.tv/tour-dates‬

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Taylor and Harry

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-201211271600–tms–lizsmittr–x-a20121128-20121128,0,3474993.story

Justin and Selena

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1697874/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-oprah-next-chapter.jhtml


Lil Wayne Retires

http://rapfix.mtv.com/2012/11/23/lil-wayne-rap-retirement-plans-nelly/?utm_source=News&utm_medium=twitter

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Written and produced by Eric Schwartz and Ron Eigen for Suburban Homeboy Productions and Diligent.

This week, Jermaine Jackson doesn’t want to be a Jackson, Miley Cyrus has a cake fetish and Carly Rae gets sued.

See me at Irvine Improv Dec. 16. CLICK HERE: ‪http://www.SmoothE.tv/tour-dates‬

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Jermaine Jacksun

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/07/jermaine-jackson-name-change-jacksun/


Miley – Bitches Love Cake

http://www.aux.tv/2012/11/miley-cyrus-gets-porn-offer-after-popping-out-of-a-cake-and-making-out-with-a-rubber-horsemask-in-borgores-new-video/


Sue Me Maybe

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/11/ukrainian-singer-plans-to-sue-carly-rae-jepsen-over-call-me-maybe.html

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Written and produced by Eric Schwartz and Ron Eigen for Suburban Homeboy Productions and Diligent.

This week, Katy Perry’s lucky panties cause Obama’s re-election, Joe Simpson is NOT gay, and Harry Styles from One Direction gets a tattoo.

Katy Perry’s Obama Panties
http://m.indianexpress.com/news/%22katy-perry-credits-barack-obama-s-win-to-lucky-panties%22/1029754/

Joe Simpson Not Gay
http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/04/joe-simpson-gay-rumors/

One Direction Tattoo
http://www.sugarscape.com/main-topics/lads/790327/harry-styes-his-new-birds-tattoo-they-symbolise-travelling

Written and produced by Eric Schwartz and Ron Eigen for Suburban Homeboy Productions and Diligent.

This week, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel bring monogamy back, Katy Perry dresses up for Obama and Taylor Swift is never ever getting back together with Connor Kennedy!

For more information on this week’s stories, click the links below.

Justin and Jessica

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20642615,00.html

Katy Perry’s Ballot Dress

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/25/katy-perry-ballot-dress_n_2015371.html

Taylor and Connor Break Up

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20642336,00.html

Written and produced by Eric Schwartz and Ron Eigen for Suburban Homeboy Productions and Diligent.