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Gringo De Mayo Presale Contest Rules
Anyone who buys presale tickets from anywhere in the world is eligible to win. Show includes one opener and Eric Schwartz plus sound system, if needed. Winner will provide venue. The show must take place in California in 2010. Winner agrees to use best efforts to work the private show into with performer’s tour schedule [...]
Wiener Gun!
Kansas City Royals’ mascot Slugerrr the Lion is accused of shooting a wiener into a fan’s eye during a game last year. Wow, this cat is gangsta! Listen to his ferocious rhyme skills in “Wiener Gun.” As heard on Shorty and The Boyz!
“Indian Gangster” Remix – FREE mp3!
I never thought of Indians as gangsters. I associated their culture with smiling Buddhas and freshly-baked naan bread. But once I got to work on this remix of “Dum Maro Dum” by Asha Bhosle for the TV pilot “Indian Gangster,” I quickly realized they are less masala and more murder than I ever imagined. Download [...]
Video Exclusive: “Knit Me Sweaters”
Please quit the knit. Download the mp3 from “Parodies Nuts!”
Shots from Jon Lovitz Comedy Club 12/17
The kickoff show at Jon Lovitz Comedy Club at Universal Citywalk Hollywood Thursday night was on fire! A robot even humped a Coke machine. More craziness ensues Friday and Saturday (click here for tickets), Irvine Improv (Dec. 22) and at San Jose Improv (Dec. 29).
Kosha Boy Instructional Video
Get mp3s and merch at http://www.smoothE.tv. “Vos es dis meshugana, fakakta dance?” This question is finally answered. Make your own “Crank that Kosha Boy” video and enter it at http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4506528&blogID=376716425 Starring Eric Schwartz, Kira Soltanovich. Dancers: Marcus Low, Johnny Pineda, Michael Terrell (aka Duo), Jerry Maxens (aka T-Co) CREW Executive Producer: Eric Schwartz Director: Ron [...]
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Honika Electronica
No matter where you are, you can be a Jewish star. Thanks to advancements in religious technology, the holidays go digital in my new latke-hot Hanukkah video, “Honika Electronica!” Let the celebration begin with Honika Electronica LIVE!, Saturday, Dec. 12 at A Cow Jumped over the Moon in Beverly Hills. Presented by Jewlicious and jConnect [...]
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Eric’s Social Networks Smooth-E Ning Fan Community www.facebook.com/ericschwartz www.myspace.com/ericschwartz www.twitter.com/ericschwartz Friends Snehal Patel – Director (Honika Electronica, Lean Like a Gringo, A Milli Vanilli…) Mike Gordon – Director (SexyCrack, Chocolate Coins, Blake Lewis…) Jason Mraz – A good example of human being. Bushwalla – The hippest gypsy from here to Poughkeepsie. Blend Apparel – Surrend [...]
http://www.SmoothE.tv. In the conclusion to the MagiCam saga, Papa Mraz reveals to Eric that his camera has magical, mind-reading powers. Written by: Eric Schwartz Directed and Produced by: Snehal Patel and Eric Schwartz Edited by: Snehal Patel Costumes/Makeup: Desiree Castro Director of Photography: Jeff Murphy Production Assistant: Christina Padilla
